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Restore AllHide UnarchivedI'm imagining interacting among the people in society and then praying in the cave at night to the Father and the Father is dropping that Genesis 6:7 quote and then Jesus is there with me praying and is like "please daddy chill I'm trying here I'm going to see if I can save them please don't wipe them out yet 🙏" And then the Father says all right Jesus good luck because I have lost hope I don't know what the f*** to do my guy 😮💨 ...
And then Jesus goes thank you blessed Father I am going to try You will see I hope the people Will listen to my voice and your truth in the sense of they will be awakened to their humanity to help guide the world towards less suffering and more well-being and I nod in agreement too 😇...
And then the next day comes around and Jesus goes into town while I hang back to do more introspection and then the first words out of townspeople's mouths are like oh god here's this Jesus dude again I bet he's going to talk about that stupid god s*** God damn it And then Jesus gulps while looking to the sky as the Father is facepalming going oh God here we go again…
So now I'm imagining pretty soon after the crucifixion Jesus pops into existence next to God and then God goes see I told you they'd crucify your ass look at them they're all cheering down there that you're f****** dead What a bunch of losers 😮💨
And then Jesus puts his hand on God's shoulder saying I still believe in them I still have the disciples who heard most of the s*** that I said and also that dude in the cave heard me too i guess... oh wow did you see that my blood got on that soldier's eyes and he's like fleeing the scene and oh wow now that soldier is saying that my blood like cured him or some s*** that's a pretty nice event to have happened I still have hope that even if I died down there that they can be saved so please let's not kill them all yet Father please maybe they still have a chance to wake the f**** up emotionally and spiritually 🥺...
Then God is filing his nails and says all right I mean I got like all eternity to wait so let's see what happens hopefully your plan works otherwise that would kind of suck huh 🤷...
And then Jesus says yeah that would be pretty bad in the sense of I'm hoping I said enough s*** to empower the people enough to shift things over time towards less suffering and more well-being and so you might say that I have faith in your word Father 🥺...
And then God rolls his eyes and says God damn it you getting all sappy with me now? And then Jesus goes well if sappy means I have faith that your word will save them then sure because if I failed then you're going to fail too and I know you don't like to fail hence all of that Genesis 6:7 s*** huh? And then God gives a quick smile and a shrug and says well let's see what happens then and then God goes back to filing his nails and Jesus sighs with his fingers crossed and I'm over here writing this shit down furiously in my introspection cave because it seems kind of important you might say... lmao 🤣
Okay.