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I’ve pooped on the side of the highway half a dozen times (chronic IBS), somehow avoided a ticket all this time. Was this your first highway pooping?
Did they let you finish?
Did you wipe?
My mom did this and wiped with the knee size bandaid and then rode to Florida from Va. Bet her ass was chafed.
Were you getting a blumpkin?
What was the official charge?
That can really only be a charge with intent. If you’ve got both doors open as a screen and you’re on the shoulder side of the vehicle with cars doing 55 plus - nobody can actually see anything. You would have to be lewdly dancing about for that to stick.
What was the ticket for?
did you wipe?
So dogs can pee and shit up a storm while their owners don’t clean up after them. Yet, humans can’t in emergency situations?
What gives you the right?
Good. Stop acting like you live in India.
If you are pooping on the side of the highway, it almost certainly isn't because you want to.
After my wife had her baby, lets just say things weren't working as well for a bit after she got her C-Section, and one time she just had to pull over onto the side of the road. There was literally not a chance to wait.
I also have IBS, and have had some close calls. Also some times I didn't make it to a bathroom in time.
If your choice was to poop on yourself in the car, or in a ditch, what would you choose?
your car.
And why not a ditch? I know we’re not “in India,” but why would you choose pooping on yourself in a car instead?
We’re not that far removed from our outhoused ancestors, and not that much different from other mammals in this respect.
No. I said I would poop in YOUR car. Otherwise I would choose to poop in the ditch you crawled out of to ask these nonsense questions.
I got a ticket for peeing on the side of the road. Did we just become best friends?
Yep! Do you want to go practice karate in the garage?
😂😂I see what u did there
Went on boozy safari in east Africa. On the way we stopped to pee and take some fun videos, turns out at a secret military installation, who swarmed us and were non-plussed by foreigners recording their maneuvers. Long story short, they chewed us out, wiped the videos, extracted $50 from each of us and we were on our way.
The 50.00 extraction was quite funny