Conservatives are so devoid of critical thought that they hear "no free lunches" and they think everyone else thinks free things manifest out of thin air like replicators dispensing coffee. Like, no, we know full well things like "free" healthcare and "free" school lunches aren't truly and utterly devoid of any cost to anyone. We just don't need three paragraphs of explanation to let people know that we mean "free to the person receiving the benefit."