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Ehhh kinda? He falls from the roof and his body instantly disappears. Since Santa is a Christian icon I think most people just assume he got sent straight to heaven.
It was like a jedi death
"If you strike me down, I shall become more jolly than you can even imagine."
“My presents have doubled since the last time we met, Count.”
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LMAO all of y’all !
Santa will come back more more powerful than you imagine!
As a kid I never recognized that's what happened AT ALL. tbh I just thought Tim the tool man decided to be Santa that year because the other Santa just took a break and magically disappeared
Jedi Master Sant Aclaus.
Santa became a Jedi Master before Anakin. Damn.
Santa is a Jedi confirmed???
ngl as a kid, even tho i was raised catholic, i did NOT think he got sent to heaven. i just thought he died and that was it lol.
Do you think Santa is Jewish tho? I mean Jesus was Jewish and Christmas is kinda Jesus‘s birthday party celebration and Santa‘s kind of like the birthday clown? So yeah I bet he is.
No. Santa is Greek. He lived in todays Turkey. And he doesn't come on Christmas Eve, but at Niklaus day together with his companion the Krampus an evil creature, who beats the bad kids with iron chains and sticks.
I remember Sankt Niklaus.. at night on December the 5th he came. He knocked on the door. Mother opens door. Tall man enters. He wore his Bishop's hat and staff. Long white beard and hair. Voice like thunder. He has a golden and a black book, for the good deeds or the bad deeds of us kids. The good kids gets presents out of his sack. Mostly apples, nuts, oranges and chocolate. For the real bad kids however... Niklaus was accompanied by the Krampus, this terrible creature, half man half goat, half bear. With horns, red eyes...black and hairy...a horrible guy girded with rusty clinking chains. In his clawy hands he had some wooden rods. The bad kids were beaten black and blue and after that, the Krampus would put them in a sack and the kids were beaten up again with sticks and chains. When Santa Klaus left after a while, the Krampus takes the bad kids away to... I don't know, but I assume to a place where they were beaten up again quite a while. But...we were good kids only on the brink of being bad, so we got presents by Santa but reluctantly with the warning: this time you're lucky enough, your mother told me you have been good boys, but you must behave way better, otherwise next year the Krampus will beat you up and put you in his sack. Horrified and sobbing we promised to be good kids ...Good old times. By the way: Sankt Niklaus lives in heaven high in the Bavarian Alps, since he left Turkey heaven 923 aD. The Krampus lives also therein the Alps but in a cave.. maybe this is also the location of the beating facility for bad kids?
Christmas is a stolen holiday from pagans, Jesus was born in the summer. What proof do you have im wrong. The Bible isnt proof its been re written many times by men. And men lie all the time specially when trying to control the narrative.
i dont but im not opposed to that speculation. i agree jesus is jewish and more than likely a brown man lol.
Just for future reference, Santa is not a Christian icon. He was invented by Coca-Cola for a marketing campaign iirc.
Well, they based him off of St. Nicholas of Myra. A real man who was catholic and famously gave to children. He is also the patron saint of toymakers.
Small point of contention here since the history of Santa Claus is complicated and has a lot of moving parts, but as someone who was raised in and around a lot of religious communities, Christians do not claim Santa.
In fact, Santa is pretty iconic of secular Christmas vs a religious one.
There was no point during my childhood where we “believed” in Santa, we weren’t forbidden from watching stuff with him in it or anything (The Santa Clause was one of my favorites as a kid), but Santa is in the realm of Rudolph and Frosty.
I’d be interested to hear if this is different in other places/countries though.
Santa being a Christian icon makes me even more confused about when my exes mom (crazy born again Christian lady) apologized to me about Santa being written on one of the gift bags..... because hes demonic according to her....
No, that’s Pennywise
He gets distracted someone saw him and he falls