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I feel like this would've been nicer if the stats weren't all Cheat Engine levels. I mean, you expect her to get buff and become a world-class archer just from marrying you? You have severely overestimated yourself.
Doesn't give the option to say no.
Immediately starts off by cheating.
This looks like it should work superbly.
"Look, I do love you, it's just not the right time in my life to. . ."
"But thou must!"
"No, really Stefen, you don't understand, I'm still in college right now and. . . "
"But thou must!"
"Oh Jesus Christ."
Haha dragon warrior style.
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Restore AllHide UnarchivedFinal Fantasy VI did it right where you could refuse to join the rebels (though it ends up not mattering very rapidly, it was still a better touch than just forcing a choice on you).
Mine tendies shalt not themselves prepareth, m'lady.
The second yes is raised, looks like they said yes and didn't want ambiguity in the post
Yeah, what if the answer is NO tho?
"it's dangerous to go alone. Take this. Or find out just how dangerous it can be."
Because of the implication
That's basically the definition of an isekai.
And those are very popular.
Still a good deal. She could have killed him for the loot.
Wait until she takes the loot and leaves due to how BA she is now.
Looks like she will be much better equipped to kill him if she gets the loot first
Nah, real life stats are in the billions and this ring is grey-white quality.
I AM LOOT
Holy shit there's a hand heart emoji?
My girlfriend will be so impressed, thanks OP.
🫶
Thanks babe
You are right, Mr. Marcelo
I would have to reject him out of fear of getting banned.
Marriage is the only ban where you still retain half the loot
In his defense, in Skyrim I tend to make a replacement "Bond of Matrimony" with bananas stats for the people my Dragonborn marries.
Was thinking the same but I though "better not say anything about it because... oh too late this guy already did it" hahahaha
the trick is that it's probably a cursed ring. 99,999 is too big to be a 16 bit number. if it's a signed integer it would overflow to be massively negative.
Yeah looks suspicious, I’m guessing it’s an insta death ring, like the boots of blinding speed on steroids
And how will he follow that with the actual ring?
>applying logic and maturity to the mind of someone that proposed with a retro 8 bit theme
gg
Yeah this is definitely a hacked ring, overflowing stats like that are going to bug the wedding and guests are going get stuck in walls
Yeah, always hate it when they do that. The semi-clever ones at least do like:
freedom -10
companionship +5
Your way sounds very boring and lame. OP made the right call
I literally didn't say "a way". Chill out there, buddy.
Are you intentionally acting ignorant of what your post said? I really don’t understand your reply to what I said.
lol buddy I made a joke about infinite strength and dexterity. You seem to have some issues you gotta work through.
reddit has a hard time understanding jokes. everything is 100% exactly as written. anecdote, hyperbole, and humor do not exist >_>
Calm down, they were making a joke
OP is always a moron. Don't you understand reddiquette?