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Snitches get stitches(i.redd.it)
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[–]shotputprince111 points5 years, 8 months ago

Tbf a bagels as unhealthy as some doughnuts

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[–]Meisterbrau0247 points5 years, 8 months ago* (edited 14 hours, 28 minutes after)

GTFOUTTAHERE with that

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[–]Shyuui3 points5 years, 8 months ago

I screamed this at my phone and then IMMEDIATELY saw your comments. My sides, they hurt.

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[–]justjcarr19 points5 years, 8 months ago

They're worse. I love bagels but they're awful for you.

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[–]sdh68k12 points5 years, 8 months ago

Who's have thought a star-sized lump of bread compressed into the size of a fist would be bad for you?

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[–]Awordofinterest3 points5 years, 8 months ago

but it's got a hole in the middle... Air can't be calories, silly.

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[–]Shyuui2 points5 years, 8 months ago

NEW, AIR LITE, NOW WITH LESS CALORIES

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[–]claudesoph1 point5 years, 8 months ago* (edited 2 hours, 13 minutes after)

This is an oversimplification. If all you look at is calories and carbs, then bagels look worse, but bagels have much less sugar and much more fiber and protein.

Bagels are healthier if you burn off the calories. Although, the balance will change if you use a ton of cream cheese, especially if it’s flavored with something sweet.

nutrition.ilcreations.com/q-a-session/foodsmackdowndonutsvsbagels

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[–]Irregularprogramming-4 points5 years, 8 months ago

I'm gonna call BS on you. Just think for two seconds.

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[–]justjcarr2 points5 years, 8 months ago

I mean, just look it up. It's not that hard. A plain bagel is like eating two glazed doughnuts. And I've never seen someone eat JUST a bagel. You're typically putting cream cheese on it or making a breakfast sandwich or if you're me you're loading it up with cream cheese, smoked salmon, tomato, and cucumbers. Bagels are amazing. But they're decidedly NOT good for you in the slightest.

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[–]Binsky89-12 points5 years, 8 months ago

Aren't they fried too?

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[–]MostlyLesbo10 points5 years, 8 months ago

Boiled and then baked

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[–]Binsky893 points5 years, 8 months ago

Huh, I could have sworn I saw some show where they were being fried, but I guess I was mistaken.

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[–]squidgytree32 points5 years, 8 months ago

That might have been a donut

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[–]acedelgado3 points5 years, 8 months ago

We've fried twinkies, I don't see someone frying a bagel being that strange. But that's not the usual method.

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[–]The_Wack_Knight2 points5 years, 8 months ago

Maybe it was being boiled and it seems like it was oil instead of water?

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[–][deleted]5 points5 years, 8 months ago

In what way?

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[–]redditaccount2244886 points5 years, 8 months ago

A krispy kreme glazed doughnut has 190 calories.

The supermarket bagels in my pantry have 280 calories. And a proper bagel will have more than that. Bagels are thiccccc.

(To be honest I'm stunned the krispy kreme is only 190. I should not have learned that.)

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[–]DankHumanman2 points5 years, 8 months ago

Add an entire thing of cream cheese to that as well.

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[–][deleted]2 points5 years, 8 months ago

Nah, 1 bagel half cream cheese and the other Nutella.

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[–]lxnch503 points5 years, 8 months ago

Calories

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[–]jujubean142 points5 years, 8 months ago

But calories are only bad for you if you sit on your ass all day. If you are getting more active you actually need more calories

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