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What you don’t defecate while you eat?
it's not Tuesday
Monday, we don’t wear sweatpants, Tuesday, we shit while we eat, Wednesday, we wear pink, …and so on.
my initials are MTG and i'm all, what'd I do now 😆😆
lol wth mtg!? Took me a minute to put it together. It stands for White Trash Horse Monster Truck Guy. A doodle I drew in high school. Not so PC, but was a hit.
that's epic... i also own a horse 😆😆
Marjorie Taylor Greene??
not even on a bad day
Good point.
Every day is Tuesday as far as I’m concerned
braggart
ouch. pwned 😭
Why not any day ending in Y?
I think you know
Its Tuesday now, have you deficated while eating yet?
why do you think it's taken me so long to answer?!
Tacos 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at that. Thank you.
Damn you only eat once a week?
Out with the old, in with the new.
Common saying — don’t shit while you eat.
that's "don't shit WHERE you eat"
Well yeah, but I only face backwards on the toilet so I have a table to eat on.
When I read your comment the image that popped in my head was Fat Bastard laying in bed with a smorgasbord beside him
Backwards on the toilet with a plate spaghetti
Bro anyone who hasn’t had a big greasy bag of toilet tacos just straight up ain’t livin’.