The fuck did you say?

How dare you post this in my general direction?!

Then there's the kids who think they're the first to ever discover "i ain't reading all that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened."

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and ***** over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

The audicity! I demand to speak to your manager!

I can't tell you how many comments I've half-written out, then thought to myself "Is this really worth arguing with a stranger on the internet over?"

As this comment said:

“I don’t want to see NSFW content, but instead of filtering it out like Reddit allows, everyone else should just not post it”

People may be less religious nowadays, but almost everyone has the religious mentality of "it's not enough that I dislike something; the entire planet should dislike it too". Some "Vegan harassing normal person" kind of bullshit.

Bro, you can't be going on about "scrolling past" and "vibing" on this site. You'll make someone (me) very angry.

The ask was a “bare minimum” skill not a superpower. /s

I have to admit: I don't have this skill, too.

lol, this is the type of shit privileged assholes tend to say, because they don't like being called out on being wrong all the time.

skip

first one in this thread I don't have, and quite frankly I'm triggered by it.

It's wild to me seeing how completely insane and unpleasant people will get in the comments of public Facebook posts.  Do they not understand that all their family and friends can see them being insufferable?  Or do they know and not care?

Even if someone is devoid of empathy for their fellow human being, you'd think they'd want to avoid looking like an idiot in front of people they know in real life.  But apparently for many people that's not the case.

I scroll past shit all the time. But, if you put out there for everyone to see… you’re going to get bites. That’s how all this works.

Wise I left a mediocre review on a small business recently and definitely ruined the day, of an and about to retire owner. Felt bad and deleted my review.. If you dont have something nice to say, say nothing

Conflict resolution, or maybe just resource management with time and patience as resources, I’ve been near that

You wot mate!?

I sure wonder why that's the thing you chose, man.