I looked in to a lovely bit of cult land a few years back. Absolute beaut of a place, nice and secluded. Only downside was there was no running water, so I couldn’t fill my Koolaid jugs. Put me right off, never really got back in to the scene after that.

It's all that avocado toast and green juice they're buying. Back in my day it was plain old vimto and antifreeze - wasn't pretty but tasted good and got the job done.